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Wake up to Chimp, not to a feed. Chimp Alarm Clock: Analog alarm, Silent, Chimp face.
Before and after. Without it: Phone alarm, phone in bed, Checking the time, then TikTok, A feed before your eyes open, Day 4 skipped again. With it: Clock alarm, phone in kitchen, Checking the time, that's it, Your first hour, feed-free, Day 4, solved.
What you get with Chimp Alarm Clock: Silent analog alarm clock, Chimp face, No screen, no notifications.
How it works: Set the alarm. Set your wake-up time on the clock, the old-fashioned way. Phone to the kitchen. Charge your phone outside the bedroom. The clock has the morning covered. Wake up to Chimp. Turn off the alarm and start your first hour without a feed.
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Wake up on time without your phone next to your bedChimp Alarm Clock

A silent analog alarm clock with Chimp on the face. Day 4 of the challenge, solved.

$29planned launch price
  • Move the phone out of your bedroom, because the clock wakes you up now.
  • Sleep next to a silent analog clock, not a glowing screen full of notifications.
  • Wake up to Chimp on the face, which beats waking up to a feed.

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Why you'll love it

Day 4 of the challenge asks for one thing: phone outside the bedroom. The usual excuse is the alarm. So I'm solving the alarm. A silent analog clock with my face on it, so your phone can charge in the kitchen and you still wake up on time. No screen, no notifications, no 'just checking the time' that turns into forty minutes. Honestly, any cheap alarm clock works too, so don't wait for this one. Start tonight. But this one comes with a coach on the face.

What's inside
  • Silent analog alarm clock
  • Chimp face
How it works
  1. Set the alarmSet your wake-up time on the clock, the old-fashioned way.
  2. Phone to the kitchenCharge your phone outside the bedroom. The clock has the morning covered.
  3. Wake up to ChimpTurn off the alarm and start your first hour without a feed.
Shipping and returns

Not on sale yet. When the drop opens, this page shows the shipping time and cost before you pay. Unused items can be returned within 30 days of delivery.

Chimp Alarm ClockConcept photo

The one thing between you and a phone-free bedroom

Your phone is probably your alarm, which is why it sleeps next to you. Give the job to a clock and the phone can charge in the kitchen.

Chimp

Checking the time stops turning into forty minutes

A clock tells you the time. Your phone tells you the time, plus every notification you missed overnight. That's the whole difference.

Chimp Alarm ClockConcept photo

Out of reach, out of mind, out of your bedroom

A phone by the bed is a cue to grab it. With the alarm handled by the clock, the cue leaves the room with the phone.

Questions, answered

When does it ship?

It ships in small drops, and we don't promise a date until it's ready. Join the drop list to get first access and the launch price. When a drop opens, this page shows the shipping time before you pay.

Is this the final design?

Not yet. These are concept photos, so final details like colors, materials and size may change. The final specs go on this page before the drop opens.

Should I wait for it before doing Day 4?

No. Any cheap alarm clock works, so start tonight. The Chimp Alarm Clock is for when you want one with a coach on the face.

Does it tick?

It's designed as a silent analog clock, so no ticking. The final specs, including the alarm sound, go on this page before the drop opens.

Does joining the drop list cost anything?

No. The drop list only takes your email. You pay nothing unless you decide to buy when a drop opens.

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