Everything Bundle
Every download, one price
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Tools for a less cooked brain. Instant downloads, and real things you can hold.
Every download in the Everything Bundle: $97 ($222 if bought separately). 30-day money-back guarantee on everything.
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Everything at once, the 30-day program, or the tools that make it automatic.
30-Day Brain Reset
Make boring things feel possible
$47
Uncook Toolkit
Stop unlocking on autopilot
$17
DopaChimp Pro
Never reset your brain alone
$1 first monthJoin Pro
Kits
Pick your problem. Any 2 kits: 20% off, automatically.
Sleep Reset Kit
Fall asleep without your phone
$19
Study Lock-In Kit
Study for hours without TikTok
$19
Monk Mode: 14 Days
Two weeks of hard mode
$29
Stop Feeling Behind
Stop comparing your life to feeds
$19
More downloads
Small things that make a big difference.
Lock Screen Mega Pack
A reality check on every unlock
$7
Dopamine Menu Template
Better hits than scrolling
$12
The Dopamine Handbook
Understand why nothing feels fun
$14
Uncooked 2027 Planner
Plan a year of focused weeks
$24
Friends Challenge Pack
Quit doomscrolling with a friend
$15
Brain Reset Workbook
The full 30-day plan, on paper
$17
Coming soon: things you can hold
Not on sale yet. Made in small drops: join a drop list for first access.
Chimp Key
Lock apps behind a real key
Chimp Alarm Clock
Your phone sleeps in the kitchen
Phone Jail
Your phone, locked on a timer
Chimp Plush
Chimp, judging you from your bed
Phone Sleeping Bag
A bedtime ritual for your phone
Chimp Sticker Pack
A reminder on everything you grab
"Not Lazy, Just Cooked" Poster
A desk reminder you can't miss
Merch
Hoodies and tees for people whose brain is a little cooked.
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